Being A Bitch Is Unamerican Tote Bag
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Fulfilled in 14 countries
- 100% cotton canvas
- Heavy fabric: 12 oz/yd² (406.9 g/m²)
- Sewn-in label
- Durable everyday carryall
- Clean structured shape
- Made-to-order — only produced when you order it
- Durable cotton canvas built to replace hundreds of single-use plastic bags
- Printed with water-based, eco-friendly inks — non-toxic and biodegradable
- Produced locally to minimize shipping distance and emissions
- Shipped in recycled poly mailers made from post-consumer materials
- A reusable everyday staple — carry it for years, not days
Meet the tote bag that mixes satire with patriotism: the "Being A Bitch Is Unamerican" design. This bag is perfect for those who sport a bold, humorous flair in their everyday style. Merging unapologetic personality with the renowned stars and stripes, it makes a statement that's both patriotic and rebellious. Made for individuals who love to combine wit and freedom of expression, this tote is a must-have for casual outings or political gatherings.
Being A Bitch Is Unamerican: Bold, Satirical Patriotism
The "Being A Bitch Is Unamerican" design captures the essence of humorous strength and independence. With its playful twist on national symbols, it turns conventional patriotism on its head. The bold, distressed typography reflects a rebellious attitude, resonating with those who appreciate freedom of speech and love adding a dash of satire to their ensemble. This design doesn’t shy away from making headlines—it embraces the conversation and laughs that follow.
Envisioned for those with a penchant for humor and a love for the USA, this tote bag is an excellent choice for anyone wanting to showcase their pro-America sentiments with a sarcastic edge. Whether you’re headed to a political rally, celebrating Independence Day, or simply stepping out for a casual day, this bag ensures you stand out. A thoughtful gift for those who cherish independence and individuality, it’s a fun addition to the collection of snarky USA pride enthusiasts.
Why You'll Love It
- Playful Patriotism: Combines humor with stars and stripes for a unique style statement.
- Casual Versatility: Ideal for political events, holiday celebrations, or everyday use.
- Statement Design: Unapologetic slogan that’s humorous and bold.
- Independence Enthusiasts: Perfect for those who value freedom with a sarcastic twist.
- Gift of Wit: An excellent choice for friends or family who appreciate clever American apparel.
The "Being A Bitch Is Unamerican" tote bag blends humor with patriotism, capturing the attention of those who love witty, pro-American expressions. This tote is not just a carrying accessory but a statement piece for those who appreciate humor, independence, and a touch of rebellion. Ideal for shoppers seeking funny USA flag graphics or sarcastic American apparel, it is the perfect blend of style and satire.
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TOTE BAG SIZE GUIDE
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ONE SIZE
Roomy enough for your laptop, books, snacks, and whatever else life throws at you. One size that actually works.
| Width (IN) | Length (IN) | Handle length (IN) | |
|---|---|---|---|
| One Size | 15 | 16 | 20 |
*Measurements can vary by 1–2" due to the manufacturing process.
HOW TO NAIL YOUR SIZE
- Grab a bag you already love the fit of.
- Lay it flat and measure width and length.
- Match those numbers to the chart above.
- Keep in mind: cotton may shrink slightly (1–2") after the first wash. Totally normal.
- Still unsure? Our support team is happy to help — just reach out.
