Being A Bitch Is Unamerican Shirt
- Arrives soon! Get it by May 13–16 if you order today
- 90-day returns & exchanges accepted
- Small business brand. Support small.
Fulfilled in 14 countries
- Classic fit softstyle t-shirt
- 100% ring-spun cotton
- Midweight fabric: 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
- Taped neck and shoulders
- Tubular construction for a clean finish
- True to size fit
- Made-to-order — zero overproduction, zero dead stock
- Printed with water-based, OEKO-TEX certified inks — non-toxic, vegan, and biodegradable
- OEKO-TEX Standard 100 certified fabric — tested and verified free of harmful substances
- Produced locally across 14 countries to minimize shipping emissions
- Responsibly sourced cotton from U.S. Cotton Trust Protocol verified farms
- Shipped in recycled poly mailers made from post-consumer materials
- Built to last — quality that outlives fast fashion
Meet the "Being a Bitch Is Unamerican" shirt—a bold, sarcastic expression of American patriotism perfect for those who appreciate wit and independence. This typographic design delivers a rebellious twist on American pride, featuring iconic stars and stripes in a gritty, distressed style. Crafted from 100% premium cotton, it's the ideal choice for political rallies, Independence Day celebrations, or simply adding some humor to your everyday wardrobe.
Being A Bitch Is Unamerican: Wear Your Rebellious Pride
The "Being a Bitch Is Unamerican" design captures a unique blend of unapologetic personality and American patriotism. This funny USA flag graphic pairs effortlessly with the independent spirit it seeks to celebrate. The gritty, distressed style of the iconic stars and stripes challenges the norms of traditional patriotism and turns heads with its bold statement that being rebellious and outspoken is just as American as apple pie.
This shirt is crafted for individuals who aren't afraid to stand out and express their snarky, pro-America attitude. It's an excellent choice for anyone attending political events, celebrating the Fourth of July, or just wanting a humorous touch in their outfit. With its witty phrase and patriotic flair, it also makes for a memorable gift for friends or family members who enjoy fun and fearless fashion.
Why You’ll Love It
- Bold Patriotic Humor: Embrace a sarcastic take on American pride with this unique slogan.
- Perfect for Independence Day: Wear it to celebrations or political rallies for a dose of rebellious spirit.
- Crafted for Comfort: Made from 100% premium cotton, ensuring a soft and comfortable fit.
- Distinctive Style: The distressed stars and stripes create a daring look that challenges tradition.
- Gift-Ready: Ideal for those who love snark, wit, and a touch of rebelliousness in their style.
If you're searching for a way to combine humor with patriotism, the "Being a Bitch Is Unamerican" shirt is your answer. This bold typographic statement is perfect for anyone who values independence and freedom of expression, making it a must-have for those adding a bit of edge to their patriotic wardrobe.
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CLASSIC SHIRT SIZE GUIDE
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UNISEX — CLASSIC FIT
Everyday classic tee with a comfortable regular fit. Soft ring-spun cotton that gets better with every wash. Go true to size — it fits exactly how you'd expect.
| Width (IN) | Length (IN) | Sleeve length (from center back) (IN) | |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 18 | 28 | 15.50 |
| M | 20 | 29 | 17 |
| L | 22 | 30 | 18.50 |
| XL | 24 | 31 | 20 |
| 2XL | 26 | 32 | 21.50 |
| 3XL | 28 | 33 | 23 |
| 4XL | 30 | 34 | 24.50 |
*Measurements can vary by 1–2" due to the manufacturing process.
HOW TO NAIL YOUR SIZE
- Grab a tee you already love the fit of.
- Lay it flat and measure width and length.
- Match those numbers to the chart above.
- Keep in mind: cotton may shrink slightly (1–2") after the first wash. Totally normal.
- Still unsure? Our support team is happy to help — just reach out.
