Being A Bitch Is Unamerican Hoodie
- Arrives soon! Get it by May 13–16 if you order today
- 90-day returns & exchanges accepted
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Fulfilled in 14 countries
- Soft fleece interior
- Cozy everyday fit
- Front pouch pocket
- Double-layer hood
- Ribbed cuffs and hem
- For a relaxed oversized fit, size up +1
- For a baggy oversized look, size up +2
- Made-to-order — no overproduction, no wasted inventory
- Printed with water-based, OEKO-TEX certified inks — vegan and biodegradable
- OEKO-TEX Standard 100 certified fabric — safe and free from harmful chemicals
- Heavyweight fleece built to last — designed to replace, not add to, your wardrobe
- Produced locally to reduce carbon emissions from international shipping
- Shipped in recycled packaging made from post-consumer materials
Introducing the "Being A Bitch Is Unamerican" hoodie, a bold apparel choice for those who like their patriotism served with a side of sarcasm. This hoodie is perfect for individuals with a rebellious spirit, who embrace a snarky, pro-America attitude while challenging conventional ideals. Crafted with the iconic stars and stripes of the USA flag, its gritty, distressed style offers a hilarious take on patriotic wear.
Being A Bitch Is Unamerican: Gritty Patriotism Redefined
The "Being A Bitch Is Unamerican" design merges unapologetic personality with American patriotism in a way that’s both liberating and humorous. This bold typographic statement uses a distressed stars and stripes motif to portray the essence of freedom of expression. It takes a cheeky jab at those who shy away from standing out, making it an ideal option for those with a flair for rebellion and independence. Whether you're at a political rally or an Independence Day celebration, this hoodie ensures you’ll stand out while sporting your sarcastic American pride.
This hoodie appeals to individuals who appreciate humor and freedom of expression in their wardrobe choices. It's a hit among those attending political gatherings or celebrating Independence Day, as well as those who simply enjoy casual wear with a twist. If you know someone who values wit and independence and enjoys displaying their unique take on patriotism, this humorous yet bold design makes for the perfect addition to their collection.
Why You’ll Love It
- Sarcastic humor with a twist: Elevate your casual style with a satirical take on patriotism.
- Embraces individuality: Perfect for those who love to stand out with their snarky, pro-America attitude.
- Politically savvy style: A hit at political rallies and Independence Day events, reflecting a unique blend of rebellion and patriotism.
- Freedom of expression: The distressed American flag design signifies a spirit of independence and freedom.
- Ideal satirical gift: A spot-on present for friends with a humorous approach to patriotic fashion.
This "Being A Bitch Is Unamerican" hoodie encapsulates a bold typographic design that challenges conventional patriotism with humor and wit. It’s the go-to choice for those seeking freedom of expression in their attire or those shopping for a humorous USA flag graphic. Look no further for a product that combines style, sarcasm, and a rebellious nod to American pride.
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HOODIE SIZE GUIDE
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UNISEX — CLASSIC FIT
Warm pullover hoodie with a front pouch pocket and drawstring hood. Classic fit sits comfortably without being too tight or too baggy. True to size recommended.
| Width (IN) | Length (IN) | Sleeve length (from center back) (IN) | |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 20 | 27 | 34.50 |
| M | 22 | 28 | 35.50 |
| L | 24 | 29 | 36.50 |
| XL | 26 | 30 | 37.50 |
| 2XL | 28 | 31 | 38.50 |
| 3XL | 30 | 32 | 39.50 |
| 4XL | 32 | 33 | 40.50 |
| 5XL | 34 | 34 | 41.50 |
*Measurements can vary by 1–2" due to the manufacturing process.
HOW TO NAIL YOUR SIZE
- Grab a tee you already love the fit of.
- Lay it flat and measure width and length.
- Match those numbers to the chart above.
- Keep in mind: cotton may shrink slightly (1–2") after the first wash. Totally normal.
- Still unsure? Our support team is happy to help — just reach out.
