Selling D*ck $20 An Inch Buy All 3 For $50 Shirt
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Fulfilled in 14 countries- Classic fit softstyle t-shirt
- 100% ring-spun cotton
- Midweight fabric: 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
- Taped neck and shoulders
- Tubular construction for a clean finish
- True to size fit
- Made-to-order — zero overproduction, zero dead stock
- Printed with water-based, OEKO-TEX certified inks — non-toxic, vegan, and biodegradable
- OEKO-TEX Standard 100 certified fabric — tested and verified free of harmful substances
- Produced locally across 14 countries to minimize shipping emissions
- Responsibly sourced cotton from U.S. Cotton Trust Protocol verified farms
- Shipped in recycled poly mailers made from post-consumer materials
- Built to last — quality that outlives fast fashion
Introducing the bold and cheeky "Selling D*ck $20 An Inch Buy All 3 For $50" shirt, a funny adult humor t-shirt designed for those with a taste for crude humor and self-deprecating jokes. This viral graphic tee features the humorous slogan "SELLING D*CK $20 AN INCH BUY ALL 3 FOR $50" printed in bold white text against a dark background. Known as a viral meme, this shirt is perfect for those who enjoy a good laugh and love to share it with the world.
Selling D*ck $20 An Inch Buy All 3 For $50: Wear Your Humor Loudly
The magic of this design lies in its bold embrace of adult humor paired with a clever math punchline. It taps into the type of self-deprecating humor that’s endearing yet shockingly funny, ensuring it grabs attention wherever you go. This novelty apparel captures the essence of a viral meme, instantly recognized by fans of rude, offensive joke shirts and those who appreciate humor that pushes the boundaries.
This shirt isn't just for laughs; it’s a favorite among those attending stag parties or looking to buy gag gift t-shirts for men. The audience for this adult joke tee includes anyone with a penchant for crude humor or anyone looking to bring some levity to an event like a bachelor or bachelorette party. Worn by fans of novelty graphic tees for men or anyone enjoying a funny pricing joke, it’s the ultimate party attire that doesn’t hold back.
Why You’ll Love It
- Embrace edgy humor with a shirt designed for laughs and memorable moments.
- Perfect for stag parties, bachelorette celebrations, and gag gift exchanges.
- Features a viral meme slogan recognized and loved by fans of crude humor t-shirts.
- A unique addition to any wardrobe that caters to the bold and unapologetically humorous.
- The classic dark background and white text make it easy to pair with any casual outfit.
- Ideal for those proud to wear their sense of humor on their sleeve—literally.
This "Selling D*ck $20 An Inch Buy All 3 For $50" funny t-shirt perfectly encapsulates self-deprecating humor and makes a fantastic gag gift for those who love to keep things lighthearted and fun. Ideal for fans of rude offensive joke shirts, it fits seamlessly into the niche of adult humor apparel. Whether you're dressing up for a party or just want to enjoy the humor benefit, this tee delivers laughs in style, making it a must-have for those shopping for novelty graphic tees.
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CLASSIC SHIRT SIZE GUIDE
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UNISEX — CLASSIC FIT
Everyday classic tee with a comfortable regular fit. Soft ring-spun cotton that gets better with every wash. Go true to size — it fits exactly how you'd expect.
| Width (IN) | Length (IN) | Sleeve length (from center back) (IN) | |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 18 | 28 | 15.50 |
| M | 20 | 29 | 17 |
| L | 22 | 30 | 18.50 |
| XL | 24 | 31 | 20 |
| 2XL | 26 | 32 | 21.50 |
| 3XL | 28 | 33 | 23 |
| 4XL | 30 | 34 | 24.50 |
*Measurements can vary by 1–2" due to the manufacturing process.
HOW TO NAIL YOUR SIZE
- Grab a tee you already love the fit of.
- Lay it flat and measure width and length.
- Match those numbers to the chart above.
- Keep in mind: cotton may shrink slightly (1–2") after the first wash. Totally normal.
- Still unsure? Our support team is happy to help — just reach out.
