John Mateer Ass Cheeks State Shirt
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Fulfilled in 14 countries- Classic fit softstyle t-shirt
- 100% ring-spun cotton
- Midweight fabric: 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
- Taped neck and shoulders
- Tubular construction for a clean finish
- True to size fit
- Made-to-order — zero overproduction, zero dead stock
- Printed with water-based, OEKO-TEX certified inks — non-toxic, vegan, and biodegradable
- OEKO-TEX Standard 100 certified fabric — tested and verified free of harmful substances
- Produced locally across 14 countries to minimize shipping emissions
- Responsibly sourced cotton from U.S. Cotton Trust Protocol verified farms
- Shipped in recycled poly mailers made from post-consumer materials
- Built to last — quality that outlives fast fashion
John Mateer Ass Cheeks State: Unleash the Parody Passion
The John Mateer Ass Cheeks State Shirt showcases humor and creativity by poking fun at college football fandom. This graphic features a satirical college football parody centered around quarterback John Mateer. The design highlights Mateer in a maroon and gold No. 10 jersey holding a football, framed by bold "Ass Cheeks State" branding, a cartoon donkey/mule mascot, and "Go Mules" stadium banners. Spun out of viral sports reaction memes following a tough SEC game, this high-quality graphic T-shirt combines vintage athletic typography with hilarious college football fandom humor, making it an essential piece of sports apparel for fans who love parody clothing and college football meme culture.
This shirt is perfect for those who adore mixing humor with sports fandom. It's ideal for college students, alumni, and passionate SEC fans who appreciate a good laugh and clever design. Whether you're heading to a tailgate, watching a game from home, or just embracing meme culture, this tee lets you broadcast your love for the lighter side of sports rivalries.
Why You’ll Love It
- Hilarious sports meme appeal: Captures the spirit of playful football rivalry with a twist.
- Perfect for parody enthusiasts: Combines college football culture with sharp wit.
- Versatile gift idea: Ideal for fans who appreciate humor-infused sports apparel.
- Unique design: Highlights the quirky and viral nature of modern sports memes.
- Cultural relevance: Connects with those who follow SEC action and love to laugh.
The John Mateer Ass Cheeks State Shirt is more than just a funny college football shirt; it's a celebration of sports parody and meme culture. Whether you're buying it for yourself or gifting it to a fellow fan, this shirt proudly stands at the intersection of humor and fandom, making it a sought-after addition to any sports lover's wardrobe.
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CLASSIC SHIRT SIZE GUIDE
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UNISEX — CLASSIC FIT
Everyday classic tee with a comfortable regular fit. Soft ring-spun cotton that gets better with every wash. Go true to size — it fits exactly how you'd expect.
| Width (IN) | Length (IN) | Sleeve length (from center back) (IN) | |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 18 | 28 | 15.50 |
| M | 20 | 29 | 17 |
| L | 22 | 30 | 18.50 |
| XL | 24 | 31 | 20 |
| 2XL | 26 | 32 | 21.50 |
| 3XL | 28 | 33 | 23 |
| 4XL | 30 | 34 | 24.50 |
*Measurements can vary by 1–2" due to the manufacturing process.
HOW TO NAIL YOUR SIZE
- Grab a tee you already love the fit of.
- Lay it flat and measure width and length.
- Match those numbers to the chart above.
- Keep in mind: cotton may shrink slightly (1–2") after the first wash. Totally normal.
- Still unsure? Our support team is happy to help — just reach out.
