Crush Me Stomp Me Make Me Wine Mug
- Arrives soon! Get it by May 11–14 if you order today
- 90-day returns & exchanges accepted
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Fulfilled in 14 countries
- 100% glossy ceramic — premium ORCA coating
- Brighter color transfer with a harder, more durable finish
- Easy-grip C-shaped handle for comfortable everyday use
- 13 color options — white body with colored handle & interior
- Available in 11oz (3.70" tall) and 15oz (4.61" tall)
- Dishwasher safe & microwave safe
- ORCA logo printed on the bottom
- Made-to-order — zero waste from unsold inventory
- Durable ceramic built to last for years of daily use
- Replaces an estimated 500+ disposable cups per year
- Non-toxic, food-safe glaze — no harmful chemical leaching
- Produced locally to reduce shipping distance and emissions
- Packed with protective recycled materials to prevent breakage
Elevate your drinkware collection and tickle your funny bone with the Crush Me Stomp Me Make Me Wine Mug. This clever and cheeky mug is perfect for wine enthusiasts who appreciate a good laugh as they sip their favorite brew. With its vintage-inspired design blending the whimsical world of wine culture with sarcastic humor, this mug is an ideal find for those searching for a unique gift or a personal touch to their drinkware shelf.
Crush Me Stomp Me Make Me Wine: Sip & Savor the Witty Nostalgia
This witty and provocative "Crush me, Stomp me, Make me Wine" design is a classic example of vintage slogan apparel that blends wine culture with cheeky, suggestive humor. Though originally a trendy slogan shirt, the concept translates seamlessly to a mug, offering a minimalist, distressed illustration of a grape cluster. Its bold, serif typography evokes the 90s and Y2K aesthetic streetwear, showing how timeless humor continues to be a crowd-pleaser. Whether you're enjoying a quiet evening or hosting a lively brunch, this mug nods to grape stomping festivals with a wink, encapsulating the “pain into beauty” metaphor in a sip.
Perfect for wine lovers, vineyard enthusiasts, and those with a taste for humor, this mug is both a conversation partner and a nostalgic trip. It's become a favorite among fans of ironic graphic tees, now expanding its appeal through drinkware. Gift it to friends who enjoy witty drinking shirts or keep it as your go-to cup for morning coffee—it fits effortlessly into any occasion that celebrates taste and light-heartedness.
Why You’ll Love It
- Clever Humor: The mashup of wine culture and cheeky fun makes each sip a delightful experience.
- Nostalgic Design: With a 90s-inspired vintage aesthetic, it beautifully captures retro vibes.
- Trend Appeal: Translates the viral appeal of the "Crush me" slogan shirt to everyday drinkware.
- Gift-Ready: An ideal gift for those who appreciate the witty edge of vineyard merch.
- Everyday Connection: Perfect for gatherings or solo moments, marrying sarcasm with style.
For the wine aficionado with an appreciation for clever design, the Crush Me Stomp Me Make Me Wine Mug offers both style and sarcasm in one sip-worthy package. It serves as a humorous nod to wine culture and Y2K nostalgia, making it a must-have for anyone on the hunt for vintage grape-themed drinkware that hits all the right notes of trendiness and nostalgia.
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MUG SIZE GUIDE
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GLOSSY CERAMIC — 11oz & 15oz
Premium ORCA-coated glossy ceramic mug. The 11oz is your classic everyday coffee mug. The 15oz is the big sibling — same quality, just more room for your favorite drink.
| Height (IN) | Diameter (IN) | |
|---|---|---|
| 11oz | 3.70 | 3.19 |
| 15oz | 4.61 | 3.27 |
*Measurements can vary by 1–2" due to the manufacturing process.
GOOD TO KNOW
- Both sizes feature the same premium ORCA glossy coating.
- The 15oz holds about 35% more — perfect for those extra-large morning coffees.
- Dishwasher & microwave safe for everyday convenience.
- Still unsure? Our support team is happy to help — just reach out.
