Catholics Vs Alcoholics Shirt
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Fulfilled in 14 countries- Classic fit softstyle t-shirt
- 100% ring-spun cotton
- Midweight fabric: 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
- Taped neck and shoulders
- Tubular construction for a clean finish
- True to size fit
- Made-to-order — zero overproduction, zero dead stock
- Printed with water-based, OEKO-TEX certified inks — non-toxic, vegan, and biodegradable
- OEKO-TEX Standard 100 certified fabric — tested and verified free of harmful substances
- Produced locally across 14 countries to minimize shipping emissions
- Responsibly sourced cotton from U.S. Cotton Trust Protocol verified farms
- Shipped in recycled poly mailers made from post-consumer materials
- Built to last — quality that outlives fast fashion
The Catholics Vs Alcoholics Shirt is a humorous parody graphic tee made for those who appreciate a clever twist on classic college football rivalries. Highlighting the legendary 1988 matchup between Notre Dame and Miami, this graphic tee points a playful finger at fandom and beer culture. This t-shirt's bold design and witty reference aim straight at the sports lover who enjoys both the game and a good laugh.
Catholics Vs Alcoholics: A Playful Parody Statement
What makes the Catholics Vs Alcoholics Shirt stand out is its cheeky nod to the famous "Catholics vs. Convicts" game, reimagining it for those who identify with both the love of their team and a cold drink. The clever wording in navy blue and red on a crisp white background balances nostalgia with humor, making it more than just a shirt—it's a statement of sports satire for those who remember the rivalry days and those who love the camaraderie of college football weekends.
This shirt is perfect for college football fans, especially those attending game day tailgates or frequenting sports bars. Fans of both Notre Dame and those who appreciate a good parody will find this tee a fit for their collection. It also works as a cheeky gift for sports lovers with a great sense of humor, especially those who look forward to game days as much as they do their favorite brew.
Why You’ll Love It
- Hilarious parody design inspired by a famous college football game
- Perfect for sports bars, game day tailgating, and fan gatherings
- Classic navy blue and red typography on white for easy styling
- Ideal gift for Notre Dame fans or those who love sports quirks
- Combines sports nostalgia with a light-hearted take on culture
The Catholics Vs Alcoholics Shirt is crafted for those who enjoy parody references in their sports apparel. Embedded with humor and a nod to a historic football rival clash, this t-shirt offers a fun and stylish way of expressing game day spirit. Whether you're in the stands or at the bar, this shirt signals you’re there to enjoy it all—game, friends, and those cherished in-between moments. This tee caters perfectly to fans and gift-givers seeking the right mix of humor and sporty nostalgia.
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CLASSIC SHIRT SIZE GUIDE
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UNISEX — CLASSIC FIT
Everyday classic tee with a comfortable regular fit. Soft ring-spun cotton that gets better with every wash. Go true to size — it fits exactly how you'd expect.
| Width (IN) | Length (IN) | Sleeve length (from center back) (IN) | |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 18 | 28 | 15.50 |
| M | 20 | 29 | 17 |
| L | 22 | 30 | 18.50 |
| XL | 24 | 31 | 20 |
| 2XL | 26 | 32 | 21.50 |
| 3XL | 28 | 33 | 23 |
| 4XL | 30 | 34 | 24.50 |
*Measurements can vary by 1–2" due to the manufacturing process.
HOW TO NAIL YOUR SIZE
- Grab a tee you already love the fit of.
- Lay it flat and measure width and length.
- Match those numbers to the chart above.
- Keep in mind: cotton may shrink slightly (1–2") after the first wash. Totally normal.
- Still unsure? Our support team is happy to help — just reach out.
