Alcoholic & Autistic I've Got The ISM And The TISM Shirt
- Arrives soon! Get it by Sep 25–28 if you order today
- 90-day returns & exchanges accepted
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Fulfilled in 14 countries- Classic fit softstyle t-shirt
- 100% ring-spun cotton
- Midweight fabric: 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
- Taped neck and shoulders
- Tubular construction for a clean finish
- True to size fit
- Made-to-order — zero overproduction, zero dead stock
- Printed with water-based, OEKO-TEX certified inks — non-toxic, vegan, and biodegradable
- OEKO-TEX Standard 100 certified fabric — tested and verified free of harmful substances
- Produced locally across 14 countries to minimize shipping emissions
- Responsibly sourced cotton from U.S. Cotton Trust Protocol verified farms
- Shipped in recycled poly mailers made from post-consumer materials
- Built to last — quality that outlives fast fashion
Meet your new favorite outfit addition: the "Alcoholic & Autistic I've Got The ISM And The TISM" t-shirt. This humorous shirt, boasting text in a bold, casual font, is perfect for anyone embracing a witty, self-deprecating sense of humor. Designed with a nod to internet culture, this candid piece offers a lighthearted spin on often-stigmatized topics, making it a relatable choice for young adults in vibrant social settings.
Alcoholic & Autistic I've Got The ISM And The TISM – A Bold and Witty Statement
This viral, humorous t-shirt design features the self-deprecating text "Alcoholic & Autistic: I've got the ism and the 'tism." Known for its candid, internet-culture-inspired wit, the shirt cleverly plays on the colloquial suffix "-ism" from alcoholism and "'tism," a slang term for autism. By transforming these personal traits into a lighthearted and relatable statement, it encourages discussion around neurodivergent awareness, wrapped in a dark, self-aware humor that resonates widely on social media.
This t-shirt is ideal for those who appreciate humor and self-awareness. Perfect for young adults who frequent bars or social gatherings, the shirt speaks to individuals who enjoy sparking conversations or sharing a laugh about life's quirks. Its humorous take on neurodivergence makes it a suitable gift for those in your circle who value satire and a bold approach to stigmatized topics.
Why You’ll Love It
- Culturally Aware Humor: Tackles sensitive topics with cleverness and grace.
- Relatable Appeal: Perfect for those who align with neurodivergent humor and internet-culture wit.
- Social Media Sensation: Trend-forward humor makes it popular online.
- Perfect for Bars or Gatherings: Ideal for social settings where humor is appreciated.
- Gift-Ready Witty Design: A unique present for friends who value humor and self-deprecation.
The "Alcoholic & Autistic I've Got The ISM And The TISM" shirt combines humor with social awareness, making it a standout choice for those who love to express unique aspects of identity with a touch of satire. Whether you're buying it for yourself or as a gift, this shirt offers an engaging way to highlight individuality and humor, attracting attention for all the right reasons.
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CLASSIC SHIRT SIZE GUIDE
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UNISEX — CLASSIC FIT
Everyday classic tee with a comfortable regular fit. Soft ring-spun cotton that gets better with every wash. Go true to size — it fits exactly how you'd expect.
| Width (IN) | Length (IN) | Sleeve length (from center back) (IN) | |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 18 | 28 | 15.50 |
| M | 20 | 29 | 17 |
| L | 22 | 30 | 18.50 |
| XL | 24 | 31 | 20 |
| 2XL | 26 | 32 | 21.50 |
| 3XL | 28 | 33 | 23 |
| 4XL | 30 | 34 | 24.50 |
*Measurements can vary by 1–2" due to the manufacturing process.
HOW TO NAIL YOUR SIZE
- Grab a tee you already love the fit of.
- Lay it flat and measure width and length.
- Match those numbers to the chart above.
- Keep in mind: cotton may shrink slightly (1–2") after the first wash. Totally normal.
- Still unsure? Our support team is happy to help — just reach out.
